Haven’t read the comic in years, so I started catching up. This is gweat.
Hopes and Resolutions
Things that would make my year:
- If I met Marit Larsen.
 - If Taylor Swift sang “The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock”.
 - If Stanford women’s volleyball doesn’t lose to Penn State in the finals again this year.
 - If the world were less shitty than last year.
 - If a black guy were elected president of the US in my lifetime.
 
New years resolutions:
- To go to Norway.
 - To get a girlfriend (a perennial favorite!).
 - To task myself to be a better man than I was the year before.
 - To figure out what the hell these bugs are that seem to appear out of nowhere and end up in my closet and floor.
 
Whispers
This is the story of a man who knew everything he could recall.
