Things that would make my year:
- If I met Marit Larsen.
- If Taylor Swift sang “The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock”.
- If Stanford women’s volleyball doesn’t lose to Penn State in the finals again this year.
- If the world were less shitty than last year.
- If a black guy were elected president of the US in my lifetime.
New years resolutions:
- To go to Norway.
- To get a girlfriend (a perennial favorite!).
- To task myself to be a better man than I was the year before.
- To figure out what the hell these bugs are that seem to appear out of nowhere and end up in my closet and floor.
– if you met her she might shatter your illusions by picking her nose or something
– no man could pronounce all those words, nor woman
– it wouldn’t have happened if you hadn’t feared it
– this seems unlikely unless obama kills all the muslims
– borderline implausible
– this goal is only $400 away my friend
– i have no advice to offer on this one
– adopt a puppy then you can do virtually anything you want and still come out ahead
– they are features
i think killing all the christians would have the same effect as killing all the muslims.