Haven’t read the comic in years, so I started catching up. This is gweat.
Hopes and Resolutions
Things that would make my year:
- If I met Marit Larsen.
- If Taylor Swift sang “The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock”.
- If Stanford women’s volleyball doesn’t lose to Penn State in the finals again this year.
- If the world were less shitty than last year.
- If a black guy were elected president of the US in my lifetime.
New years resolutions:
- To go to Norway.
- To get a girlfriend (a perennial favorite!).
- To task myself to be a better man than I was the year before.
- To figure out what the hell these bugs are that seem to appear out of nowhere and end up in my closet and floor.
Whispers
This is the story of a man who knew everything he could recall.